YANS-COLLAGE: THE BOY IN BLUE.

My Ogas and Madams, I hail ooooh …lol but I must admit ‘te-key-nor-lor-gie’ is good (grinning). I just got hold of this Picasa 3 software from my photographic genius guy , Akinlolu Osinbajo ( FREE ADVERT)…Lolu I know you are my guy but you go pay in cash or kind for this free advert…lol.

• Akinlolu

 

So this week I am going to do something a little special, using my newly acquired skills in Picasa…lol, I am going to be doing a collage of pictures in addition to my normal ‘yans’, I like to call it ‘yans- collage’; kai it sounds like le Françoise (smiling).

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Remember this popular line: it’s a bird; it’s a plane, its, its…its SUPERMAN. There is more, even Madam Keri Hilson and Bros Chris Brezzy called it super human but I wasn’t exactly excited about it when I tried to consider it in real life.

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• Superman aka the boy in blue…lol

 

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We all grew up listening to M.J, even right now I am still not over him listening to those songs could make a guys feet slide across the dance floor( as in, I got too much swagg; writing and doing the moon walk at the same time…lol). Well, to many of us he was superman he could make you don’t stop till you get enough, bad, wanna be starting something, black or white and triller and it made me wonder: how does he do it?

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• M.J

 

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One of my all time favourite movies; Armageddon was a tale of some local American drillers who were called upon to carry out the daunting task of drilling an 800feet hole in the middle of an oncoming asteroid and plant a bomb in it which would rip the giant boulder in two before it gets to earth and destroy every life on earth: staring; Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck and Girl (my future wife…I am holding out for you babie…LMAO).

Trust Hollywood by the time they play out the plot, use all their ‘te-key-nor-lor-gie’ and trust their actors; by the time Bruce Willis dramatically lets a single tear drop from his eyes without wailing you would feel like going to die for your country (well if you can’t do it for Nigeria, you can die for Ghana…lol).

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• Armageddon

 

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You see the movie touched me so much because it told a story of ordinary men doing extraordinary things, even the biblical Elisha who stopped the rain from falling in Israel for three whole years; one guy ,imagine, yet he was referred to as a man of like passions(smiles).

Okay so being a rain maker may not be your thing but you know Supermen are not invisible everyone of them have their own kryptonite but it was all those years of training in Smallville that made all the difference.
So maybe you are like me, you take a look at your life and you are not yet in the Daily Planet with your own Loiuse Lane all you see is the barn doors of your humble Smallville abode and you wonder when will I put my cape on and fly.

I don’t know it all but this I know: don’t lose the Lana Lang and Chloe Sullivan in your life because the race is not to the swift nor the battle to the strong (I don become pastor overnight…lol). Trust me you’ve got to deal with the Smallville villains before you take on the world…tick, tock time is fast and your name will soon be up soon for recognition; the question is, will you or will you not be ready?